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Bikers have more fun THAN PEOPLE DO!

American Flag

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES

HELMET LAWS STILL SUCK!

If at first you don't succeed, BUY HER ANOTHER BEER!

IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN...YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

I vote and I ride a motorcycle!

Confederate Flag

I'm not afraid to go fast! It's the crashing & burning that sucks.

I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY THAN RIDE A HONDA

GET ON, SHUT UP AND HOLD TIGHT!

AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT (American Flag)

DILLIGAF

F.T.W.

SET THEM PUPPIES FREE (Tits)

If it has Tits or Wheels it will give you problems

Is there life after death? Touch this motorcycle and find out!

ASS, GAS, OR GRASS - NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN!

POW MIA LOGO AMERICAN FLAG

Speak ENGLISH or get the hell out!

WARNING: If you value your life as much as I value this motorcycle- Don't mess with it.

HELMET LAWS SUCK (Rocker)

NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR ANGEL CAN FLY

It's Not the Speed It's the Sudden Stops

Lady Rider (Roses)

FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTORCYCLES

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN (American Flag)

Gun control means HITTING YOUR TARGET

I'M NOT GOING BALD JUST GETTING MORE HEAD

I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST!

BE REASONABLE- DO IT MY WAY.

DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS

DAMN I GOT OLD QUICK

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

HAIRDO BY HELMET

MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER

Yeah, I'm a biker- got a problem with it?

REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTORCYCLES WERE DANGEROUS!

LIVE TO RIDE RIDE TO LIVE

SCOOTER TRASH!

I'M THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT!

If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now!

I'M MORE OBSESSED WITH BREASTS AND THIGHS THAN COLONEL SANDERS EVER WAS!

9 out of 10 women are battered & I'm still eatin mine plain

I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE

LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN, A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

I Want to Be Just Like Barbie That Little Bitch Has Everything

CRASHING SUCKS

LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

RIDE NAKED!

ROAD WHORE

Never Underestimate the Power of Idiots in Large Groups

IT'S NOT THE DESTINATION, IT'S THE JOURNEY

I'm not prejudice, I hate everybody.

Rude Dude!

CAUTION: Does Not Play Well with Others

ATTENTION THIEVES: Please carry your ID so next of kin can be notified

Quitchurbitchin

SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO KILL 'EM

FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET

YES- IT GOES FAST NO- YOU CAN'T RIDE IT

I know Jack shit

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN WITH HELMET HEAD!!

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE RICE BURNERS!!!

I suffer from CRS (Can't remember shit)

SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKING OFF TAKES TIME

RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

There's Absolutely No Excuse For The Way I'm About To Act

CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER- MY WORK HERE IS DONE

FREE MUSTACHE RIDES

IF ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS

I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE

Get your own sticker and stop reading mine

AMERICAN FLAG- FUCK TERRORISTS

I'M SMILING BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!

I FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND

I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK

BORN TO RIDE

AMERICAN FLAG- DON'T MESS WITH THE U.S.

OLD SCHOOL

CHROME COWBOY

I TASTE SO GOOD YOU'LL WANT THE RECIPE

I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND

I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM- NOW LOOK AT ME!

IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR

SLEEPS WELL WITH OTHERS

WARNING: SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

THE PROBLEM WITH THE GENE POOL IS THAT THERE IS NO LIFEGUARD

I MAY NOT BE MR. PERFECT BUT I'LL FUCK YOU UNTIL HE COMES ALONG

FUCK HER!

FUCK HIM!

THIS BITCH OWNS HER OWN BIKE!

DIRTY ROTTEN OLD BASTARD

STRESS IS WHEN YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING AND REALIZE YOU HAVEN'T WAKEN UP YET

IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT

I LIKE THE PAIN WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE

I'M BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

I'LL BET YOU WISH YOU WERE ME

MY KID GOT YOUR HONOR STUDENT PREGNANT

DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM

I REALLY LIKE TO WATCH!

STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY

RAINBOW

THE FACE IS FAMILIAR, BUT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER MY NAME

ONLY A GOVERNMENT THAT IS AFRAID OF IT'S CITIZENS TRY TO CONTROL THEM

I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT

I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPEEN TO PEOPLE

AMERICAN BY BIRTH BIKER BY CHOICE

I SWERVE AND HIT PEOPLE AT RANDOM

TATTOOED PEOPLE CUM IN COLORS

I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN!

YOU SUCK

TROUBLE

NO GRANNY PANTIES!

JUST PUT ME BACK ON MY BIKE

MY CHILD WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH AT THE COUNTY JAIL

Trust Me!

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

ALL I WANT IS A LITTLE MORE THAN I'LL EVER GET!

MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS NOT YOU!

IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU!

MY BOYFRIEND'S OUT OF TOWN

I SURE COULD USE A MERCY FUCK!

PLAYS WELL WITH SELF

TELL YOUR TITS TO QUIT STARING AT MY EYES

YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE

IF I'M DRIVING FUNNY IT'S BECAUSE I'M DRUNK

TELL YOUR KIDS TO STOP POINTING AT ME

WIDE FUCKIN' OPEN

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN PEOPLE PERSON

FUCK ALL Y'ALL

WARNING INSENSITIVE PRICK

I BEAT ANOREXIA

NO SMOKING

REDNECK

FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS A LOT OF ASSHOLES

I RODE MY BIKE TO TRAILER WEEK

SMART ASS WHITE BOY

BITCH

PARTY NAKED!

BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE!

SOME DO, SOME DON'T, I MIGHT!

I'm not that kind of girl but I could be!

IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME

QUIT STARING AT MY TITS

BLOW ME

DO NOT ARREST THIS MAN

NEVER DRIVE FASTER THAN YOUR ANGEL CAN FLY

MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING But it keeps the kids in touch

MY DAD'S BIKER BUDDY

WHO'S YOUR DADDY

When I Woke Up This Morning I Had One Nerve Left And You're Getting On It

SURE YOU CAN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT Just ask an Indian

WHERE THE HELL IS MY MEDICATION

YOU CAN'T BE FIRST BUT YOU CAN BE NEXT

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE MORALE IMPROVES

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

MORE HEAD, LESS LIP!

I CAN'T GO TO WORK TODAY- THE VOICES SAY "STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS"

EVERYBODY LIKES A LITTLE ASS BUT NOBODY LIKES A SMART ASS

EASILY PISSED AND HEAVILY ARMED

CONDOMS ARE EASIER TO CHANGE THAN DIAPERS

ALL PEOPLE SUCK- JUST SOME BETTER THAN OTHERS

TURN THE GAS ON DUMMY!

TASTES CHANGE WITH AGE...LIKE I NEVER REALLY CARED MUCH FOR SPANKINGS AS A CHILD

Our staff is eager to serve you just don't make any sudden moves and it's best not to stare

FUCK IT

THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE

I'M NOT BOTHERED WITH SICK THOUGHTS...I ENJOY THEM

EATIN AIN'T CHEATIN

IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOU'RE TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE

RIDE HARD You Can Rest When You Die

SUPPORT FREEDOM

IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOU'RE TOO OLD

JESUS MAY LOVE YOU BUT I THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

A DIRTY MIND Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

OUT OF MY WAY - I HAVE TO PEE -

DRUG TESTING PISSES ME OFF

Show your tits!

NO TOOLS LOANED

-I accept tits-

Life is Full of Difficult Decisions (Sexual Positions)

AMERICA IS THE BEST -FUCK THE REST- (American Flag)

IF GOD DON'T ALLOW HARLEYS IN HEAVEN I'LL RIDE MINE STRAIGHT TO HELL

EASY DOES IT (Rocker)

MY HELMET - MY CHOICE (Rocker)

LEGALIZE FREEDOM (Rocker)

DIRTY FUCKIN DOG

I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING ATTITUDE

WARNING I Scream When I Cum

HE WAS A BRAVE MAN WHO FIRST ATE THE OYSTER

SOBER

INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY

I MAY BE USED BUT I AIN'T USED UP

WHERE THE HELL WAS I LAST NIGHT?

PAYBACKS ARE A MOTHERFUCKER

FIFTEEN GRAND & FIFTEEN MILES Does Not Make You a Biker

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER

There is no such thing as too much tongue

I May Not Be Brilliant But I'm Great In Bed

I'm Not Arrogant I'm Just A Lot Better Than You Are

I Only Look Sweet And Innocent

IF YOU'RE NOT INTO ORAL SEX KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

KISS MY ASS

THE MORE HAIR I LOSE THE MORE HEAD I GET

I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY

LOOK This Sticker Says Shit On It

SHOCK ME Say Something Intelligent

I'm So Great I'm Jealous Of Myself

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?

Because you're an ASSHOLE THAT'S WHY

If I Had Known I Was Going To Live This Long, I Would Have Taken Better Care of Myself

SIZE DOES MATTER

NICE 'N' NASTY

SINCE I GAVE UP HOPE I FEEL MUCH BETTER

BEFORE YOU ASK THE ANSWER IS NO

Beautify America GET A TATTOO

Sounds Like BULLSHIT To Me

NEVER TRUST A PREACHER WITH A BONER

Free & Clean

Slightly Trashy

69

Comfortably Numb

WHATEVER

ORGASM DONOR

REHAB is for QUITTERS

CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT

HELL ON WHEELS

AIDS Cures FAGS

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Girl

BULLET PROOF

What the Fuck are You Looking At

Party til You Puke

SMILE (if you're horny)

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I'm Not Riding Too Fast...I'm Flying Too Low

In the Wind

What a long, strange journey it has been.

QUESTION AUTHORITY

NO JEHOVAHS

I CAN READ YOUR MIND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

MY BOSS IS AN ASSHOLE

LA-DE-FUCKIN-DA

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle 'em with BULLSHIT

I hate STICKERS

Guaranteed 100% PURE BULLSHIT

FUCK OFF!

FIGHT CRIME SHOOT FIRST

Criminals beware-WE SHOOT BACK!

CRIMINALS BEWARE WE SHOOT BACK (Skull & Crossbones)

SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: BOTHERING ME ABOUT MY SMOKING
WILL BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

FEAR THIS!

NO RUGRATS (Stroller)

YIN-YANG

PROTECTED MY M.F.D. (Mean Fuckin' Dog)

WHEEL WITH WINGS

RIDE TO SURVIVE (SKULL)

STOP AIDS (GAY SEX)

SKULL AND CROSSBONES

NO DICKHEADS

TRUST ME! (VULTURE)

PEACE (SKELETON FINGERS)

PEACE SIGN

SILLY FAGGOT DIX ARE FOR CHIX!

SAY NO TO CRACK

AMERICAN FLAG

BETTER A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER ON A HONDA

WARNING: ROBBERY STAKEOUT LOCATION......

THERE IS NOTHING IN HERE WORTH YOUR LIFE

LARGE AMERICAN FLAG

SEND MORE YANKEES, THEY'RE REALLY DELICIOUS

POT LEAF

PROTECTED BY LOADED GUNS

NO WIMPS

GENUINE ASSHOLE MADE IN U.S.A.

MIDDLE FINGER

MUSTACHE RIDES

YIN-YANG SKULL

No senior citizen discounts.
You have had twice as long to get the money

ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE

CHERRIES

69

D.O.T. DEPARTMENT OF TURKEYS

EAGLE'S HEAD

IT AIN'T EASY BEING FAT AND GREASY!

8 BALL

FUCK YOU FUZZBALL

HEAD STUCK UP ASS

SHOT SMILEY FACE

PIG HEAD

PATIENCE MY ASS I'M GONNA KILL SOMETHING

DRUGS MAY LEAD TO NOWHERE
BUT AT LEAST IT'S A SCENIC ROUTE

BE NICE TO ME
IT'S MY TAX DOLLARS THAT WILL SUPPORT YOU IN PRISON

Armed with a DANGEROUS MIND!

BAD TO THE BONE

BORN TO BOOGIE!

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN

IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL OFF

CONFEDERATE FLAG

SOUTHERN BY BIRTH REBEL BY CHOICE (CONFEDERATE FLAG)

If you come through this door you will be killed.
Si entras por esta puerta te mato

When I die bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass

JAPANESE MOTORCYCLE REPAIR KIT (GRENADE)

WE CHEAT THE OTHER GUY AND PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!

PLEASE UNLOAD YOUR GUN AND REMOVE MASK BEFORE ENTERING

Only in America can a homeless War Veteran sleep in a cardboard box
while a Draft Dodger sleeps in the white house

Been THERE, Done THAT.

DAMIFINO

DEAL WITH IT!

DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS: PET THE SWEATY THINGS

DON'T TREAD ON ME!

If You Can't Run With the Big Dogs Keep Your Ass On the Porch

Eat right, stay fit, DIE ANYWAY!

EAT SHIT!

EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE!

Expect NO mercy!

EYE for an EYE

FUCKIN 'A

FREE ALL AXE MURDERERS

FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE

FUCK FEAR

GET OUTTA MY FACE

GET OVER IT

Get in, shut up and hold on.

KNUCKLEHEAD

GIMME HEAD TILL I'M DEAD!

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

GO UN-FUCK YOURSELF

GROW UP!

GO AWAY- I don't live here anymore!

Hard to handle!

He who dies with the most toys still dies

FLATHEAD

HEAD FIRST

I don't get mad I GET EVEN!

I don't know and I don't care!

I DON'T PLAY

I GAVE AT THE OFFICE.

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

I may be fat but you're ugly and I can lose weight!

PANHEAD

PANHEAD (rocker)

I tell the truth 'cept when I lie!

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

IF YOU CAN'T FEED THEM, DON'T BREED THEM!

If you come through this door you will be killed. Si Entras por esta puerta te mato

If you don't start no shit, There won't be no shit!

If you're losing the game, CHANGE THE RULES!

If you're not the lead dog the view never changes!

IF YOU SLEEP WITH DOGS, YOU'LL WAKE WITH FLEAS!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE 60'S AND 70'S YOU WEREN'T THERE!

SHOVELHEAD

SHOVELHEAD (rocker)

If assholes could fly, this place would be a damn airport.

I'll drop you LIKE A BAD HABIT

I'll slap you like a red headed step child!

I'M ABOUT TO DEVELOP AN ATTITUDE!

BLOCKHEAD (rocker)

INSTANT ASSHOLE JUST ADD ALCOHOL

In search of the eternal buzz.

IT'S A LONG SLOW LINGERING DEATH.

BLOCKHEAD

I'm not good with names, mind if I call you SHITHEAD?

I'M WITH STUPID

IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY.

It's Been Real

IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD

I've fallen and can't reach my beer!

I've spent my whole life charging up the wrong side of the hill!

I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNT RICE!!

LICK A TOAD, GO TO JAIL!

Kill the LANDLORD

MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE

Never mind the dog BEWARE OF THE OWNER

NO BAR TOO FAR

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED

Please unload your gun and remove ski mask before entering

POOR MAN

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

Practice safe sex. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

There's Always Room on My Shit List for Assholes Like You

REDNECK and proud of it!

ROCK 'N' ROLL!

S.S.D.D. Same shit, different day

She got the gold mine, I got the Shaft!

SEE YOU IN HELL!

SHIT BETTER NOT HAPPEN.

SHIT HAPPENS

S.N.A.F.U. Situation normal, All fucked up.

So What!

TATTOOS ARE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP

TELL SOMEBODY THAT GIVES A SHIT!

THE DAYS OF SPORT FUCKING ARE OVER.

THIS PLACE SUCKS

TOO UGLY TO LIVE TOO WEIRD TO DIE

The only time I say no, is when someone asks me if I've had enough

The rat race is over and the rats have won.

There is nothing in here worth your life!

Things may come and things may go, but the bullshit here goes on forever

WAS THAT NECESSARY?

We don't care how they do it in Japan

Wha Da Fuc?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

What part of -Kiss My Ass- don't you understand?

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

What part of NO don't you understand?

What's it to you?

I Ride a Hucking Farley

KISS MY TATTOO!

When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Become an Outlaw

Death Before DISHONOR

A Woman With PMS & ESP is a Bitch That Knows Everything

Ain't Nothin Better Than a Grudge Fuck

Act Like An Asshole Get Treated Like An Asshole

Show Your Dick

Politically Incorrect & Morally Impaired

Yata Yata Fuckin Yata

I Fuck ON THE FIRST DATE

My Other Toy Has TITS

My Other Toy Has a DICK

SMILE (if you're not wearing panties)

DON'T LOOK BACK SOMETHING MIGHT BE GAINING ON YOU

I'M QUEEN OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

PMS Allows A Woman to act once a month like a man does every day

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK

I Could Be A BITCH If I Were Nicer

I'm suffering from PMS (Putting up with mens shit)

BASTARD

I Have A Lot Of Class Unfortunately It's All Low

I'M GOING NUCKING FUTS

THIS FACE LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES BE ON IT

CANDY'S DANDY BUT LIQUOR'S QUICKER

Men Are Like Floor Tiles If You Lay 'Em Right The First Time You Can Walk On Them Forever

FIRST YOUR MONEY THEN YOUR CLOTHES

WHEN IN DOUBT KNOCK 'EM OUT

It's not PMS - I'm just a bitch

NO BUTT NO PUTT

My girlfriend gives good head (aches)

My boyfriend gives good head (aches)

There's no life like low life!

I Know Victoria's Secret

Not All Men Are Idiots Some Are Still Single

SEX INSTRUCTOR FIRST LESSON FREE

OVERWORKED & UNDERLAID

I LIVE LIFE MY WAY

I Had A Wife Once BUT HER HUSBAND CAME AND GOT HER

GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY (GUN)

LOCK & LOAD

I Woke Up This Morning Broke, Sticky & Confused

IF I WANTED A BITCH I'D BUY A DOG

LICK ME UNTIL I SCREAM

-FUBAR- FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR

FEED THE HUNGRY SCREW THE HORNY

9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX

I Don't (HEART) Anything

MEAN & CLEAN

NOBODY'S OL LADY

CALL 911 MAKE A COP COME

If Bike Week Was A Family Affair Motorcycles Would Have Four Doors

I'm In GOOD Shape For the Shape I'm In

HAD A SHITTY DAY

Sell Everything Baby 'CAUSE I Ain't Coming Home

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Our Lips Met Passionately ....She Closed Her Legs...And Broke My Glasses

I Ride My Vibrator

TATTS-PUTTS-BUTTS-SLUTS- IT'S A BIKER THANG-

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike AND I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife

Born On A Mountain, Raised In A Cave, Motorcycles And Fucking Is All I Crave

Fighting for Peace IS LIKE Fucking for Virginity

TO ALL YOU VIRGINS THANKS FOR NOTHING

THE QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMANS HEART IS THROUGH HER RIB CAGE

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn

SATISFACTION GUARANFUCKENTEED

REFUCKENDICULOUS

OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR

OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR

Lick Me, Eat Me, Fuck Me, THEN GET THE HELL OUT

TOO FUNK TO DRUCK

I'm Not A Bitch I'm "THE" Bitch

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH & SKILL

Married Men Don't Live Longer, It Just Seems That Way

Once You Get Passed The SMELL You Got It Licked

YOU'RE THE REASON OUR KIDS ARE UGLY

IF YOU DONT LIKE MY FACE FUCK IT

BITE ME

(POT LEAF)

BACK OFF!

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU??

Only a bastard like me could love a bitch like her!

NEXT TO MY BIKE I LOVE MY OL LADY MOST

OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT

IF YOU VALUE YOUR ASS I MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT

HELMET LAWS- LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE

THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER THAN A FAT MAN'S PETER

MY BRAIN IS MY SECOND FAVORITE ORGAN

Kinky is Using a Feather Perverted is Using the WHOLE CHICKEN

Only a bitch like me could love a bastard like him

SO MANY WOMEN ONLY ONE WEENIE

Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs

SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS

PUT SOME EXCITEMENT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS Ride A Harley Rider

BACK OFF STRESSED TO KILL

I MAY BE CRUEL AND NASTY BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT IT

Drink Till He's cute

I DIDN'T INVENT SEX I JUST PERFECTED IT

YOU WERE GOOD BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS BETTER!

Act Your Age Not Your Dick Size

I'm Not Weird I'm Gifted

I LOVE MY BAD ASS ATTITUDE

I Don't Suffer From PMS But Everyone Around Me Does

It's Okay To Be Ugly BUT You're Overdoing It

Don't Let Your Mouth Write A Check That Your Ass Can't Cash

I Need More Money And Power And Less Shit From People Like You

I Was Put On This Earth To Make You Miserable

Silly Faggot DIX Are For CHIX

DON'T LET THAT ELEPHANT MOUTH GET YOUR BUTTERFLY ASS IN TROUBLE

I'm Not As Innocent As I Look

Why Can't I Be Rich Instead Of So Damn Good Looking

YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMAN UNTIL YOU MEET HER IN COURT

To Know Me Is To Blow Me

MOTORCYCLES RUINED MY MARRIAGE -THANK GOD FOR MIRACLES-

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE!

DIE YUPPIE SCUM

49% BITCH - 51% SWEETHEART DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK

RECYCLE EVERYTHING - EAT SHIT -

!! FUCK OFF !! - NEXT CASE -

IT AINT OVER TILL THE FAT LADY FARTS

IF PUSSY WASN'T MEANT TO BE EATEN IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MADE TO LOOK LIKE A TACO

Better A Sister In A Whorehouse Than A Brother On A Rice Burner

I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING

PISS OFF THE UNDERTAKER - LIVE FOREVER -

SEX HAPPENS

DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU, I'M REALLY A NICE GUY!

I Snatch Kisses AND VICE VERSA

HOT 'N' JUICY

PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO PISS OFF

BEEN THERE - DONE THAT WHAT'S NEXT?

I WAS BORN WITH NOTHING AND STILL HAVE PLENTY OF IT LEFT

Take Out Your False Teeth Mama Cause I Wants to Suck on Your Gums

HORN BROKEN Watch For Finger

This Birds for You

YUCK FOU

FLATHEAD- KNUCKLEHEAD- PANHEAD- SHOVELHEAD- BLOCKHEAD- GIMMEHEAD

IF IT FLIES, FUCKS, OR FLOATS IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT

JUST SUCK IT!!

BARTENDER - IF THE OL' LADY CALLS "I'M NOT HERE!!"

Sticks & Stones May Break My Bones But Whips & Chains Excite Me

YOU LOOK LIKE I FEEL

STAY WHEN YOU CAN CUM LONGER

SLUT

LOUD WIVES LOSE LIVES

I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID BUT I USED TO

BARELY HUMAN

BIKERS ARE A RARE BREED Harley Riders Are A Dime A Dozen

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS KILLED

BORN AGAIN HEATHEN

NO MUFF TOO TUFF

I'VE ALREADY SANG FOR THE DEAF AND DANCED FOR THE BLIND SO YOU BETTER FUCK WITH SOMEONE ELSE

IF I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND DON'T BOTHER TO EXPLAIN

NO TEENIE WEENIES

HELMETS CAUSE HEAD INJURIES (Rocker)

MOTORCYCLES SAVED MY LIFE (Rocker)

IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES STROKE IT!

HELMET WORN UNDER PROTEST (Rocker)

The Last Biker on Earth Will Be Riding a Harley

Chrome may not get you home, but it will get you laid!

American/Confederate Flag

Texas State Flag

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN (Confederate Flag)

TRY BURNING THIS ONE ASSHOLE (Confederate Flag)

YOU WEAR YOUR X I'LL WEAR MINE (Confederate Flag)

CONFEDERATE AMERICAN (Confederate Flag)

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES (Confederate Flag)

IT'S A WHITE THANG YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND (Confederate Flag)

IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND (Confederate Flag)

You never forget your first pig.

KISS MY REBEL ASS (Confederate Flag)

TRY BURNING THIS ONE ASSHOLE (American Flag)

MEAN PEOPLE RULE

Crotch Rocket

Put Your Ass On Some Class

I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BROTHER

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY - NOW WATCH SOME ASSHOLE FUCK IT UP

FUCK THE WHALES SAVE THE BIMBOS

FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

RICE ROCKET (Rocker)

In case of emergency give me head!

ARE THOSE NIPPLE RINGS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME

(Dancing Skeleton)

MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS

IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT YOU COULD BE ME IN THE MORNING

Get your tongue out of my mouth- I'm Kissing You Goodbye

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW

JUSTICE MY ASS I WANT REVENGE

Could you drive any better if that phone was up your ass

I AM THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS

IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH - EAT IT

I WANT IT ALL

BORN FREE And Taxed To Death

(Lightning Bolt)

Let Me Kiss It Where It HURTS

I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll still be ugly.

DIVORCE: THE SCREWING YOU GET FOR THE SCREWING YOU GOT

If I want any shit out of you I'll squeeze your head

UNLESS YOU ARE TOTALLY NUDE DON'T LEAN ON THIS BIKE

YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CUM

YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY

I DO WHATEVER THE LITTLE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO DO

I'M LOST - I'VE GONE TO FIND MYSELF. IF I SHOULD RETURN BEFORE I GET BACK PLEASE ASK ME TO WAIT

I'M HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN AND SMART AS A HORSE

The Good I Do Is Never Remembered THE BAD- NEVER FORGOTTEN

BAD TO THE BONE (Missionary)

BAD TO THE BONE (Oral)

Lady Rebel (Roses)

Biker Bitch (Roses)

Lady Biker (Roses)

Virginity CAN BE CURED

IF YOU'RE REALLY INTO EXERCISE & SEX WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FUCKIN' HIKE

DON'T EVEN GO THERE

SIT ON A HAPPY FACE!

YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE A FRIGGIN MORON

DOC KEVORKIAN FOR WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIAN

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE

I'D SLAP YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS

IB6 UB9

MY NIPPLES GET HARDER THAN MOST GUYS DICKS

I Like My Women a Little ON THE TRASHY SIDE

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY...ON YOUR KNEES BITCH

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD

RULE NUMBER ONE Never Touch My Motorcycle

Famous Last Words WATCH ME

A Woman's Place IS ON A MAN'S FACE

NEVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE CRAZIER THAN YOURSELF

I AM BLIND I read hooters by braille MAY I READ YOURS?

49% SON-OF-A-BITCH 51% MOTHERFUCKER

NEVER STAND BETWEEN A DOG AND A FIRE HYDRANT

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO A DIVORCE - SHITHEADS AND MINE

NOBODY IS UGLY AFTER 2 A.M.

DILLIGAF DILLIGAF

GET THE MESSAGE (Kiss My Ass)

I can only please one person per day AND TODAY IS NOT YOUR FUCKING DAY

KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING

HEY...FUCK YOU if you can't take a joke

BAD GIRLS DESERVE A GOOD LICKING

L.A.G.N.A.F. LET'S ALL GET NAKED AND FUCK

GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE

HOUSEWORK DOESNT SUCK if it did men would love it

IT IS CUSTOMARY TO PAY FOR MOTORCYCLE RIDES WITH ORAL SEX

NICE ASS - SHAME ABOUT THE FACE

HEAR NO SHIT - SPEAK NO SHIT - TAKE NO SHIT

I'M TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL

I'M A MAN OF FEW WORDS ... LET'S FUCK ...

SIMON SAYS... GO FUCK YOURSELF

I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT AND LEAVE YOU THERE

Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you!

SCRATCH & SNIFF

FOR GODS SAKE HONEY IT'S 3 AM...EITHER SPIT OR SWALLOW

I WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO MATE OUTSIDE MY SPECIES

Fa Cue!

OUR POLICIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH REALITY

WHY IS BRASSIERE SINGULAR AND PANTIES PLURAL

SOMEDAY...I JUST GOTTA BUY A VOWEL

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT

If men had periods would they brag about the size of their TAMPONS?

BAD COP...NO DONUT

WHAT THINKS YOU MAKE I'M DRUNK OFFICER

I JUST FOUND OUT MY LIFESTYLE IS ILLEGAL IN 13 STATES

Everything I need to know about life I got from killing smart people and eating their brains

NOW HONEY I'M TELLING YOU THIS STICKER IS 8" LONG

Is it true that all you Evo riders think when you die you go to WILLIE G'S HOUSE?

YOUR FACE OR MINE

I LOVE SEX (Position)

IF A COW LAUGHED...WOULD MILK COME OUT HER NOSE?

MY EX USED TO HATE ME WHEN I WAS DRUNK...Sokay. I hated her when I wasn't

SUPPOSE THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION

MY GIRLFRIEND SAID I HAD A 6" BRAIN...I WONDER WHAT SHE MEANT

LIFE'S A BITCH & THEN YOU MARRY ONE

Red meat is NOT bad for you...it's the green fuzzy meat that's bad for you

SEND MY E-MAIL TO WWW.KISSMYASS.COM

GO AHEAD-ACT STUPID. I NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICTION

"AUNTIE EM: HATE YOU, HATE KANSAS, TAKING THE DOG. DOROTHY"

CAUTION: SLIPPERY WHEN WET

COPS LOVE A BIG BUST (Tits)

EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE

Life is a bitch, then you strangle one.

EAT A BEAVER SAVE A TREE

GYNECOLOGIST IN TRAINING

HAVING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PECKED TO DEATH BY A DUCK

I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL

I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY, BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER

I SURVIVED SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE

IF WE MATE I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU

I'M A SCHIZOPHRENIC AND SO AM I

I'M AS CONFUSED AS A BABY IN TOPLESS BAR

I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOB

I'M INTO ORAL SEX AND I STUTTER

I'M NOT CHEAP But I am on special this week

IT USED TO BE ABOUT MOTORCYCLES BUT NOW IT'S A FUCKIN' FASHION SHOW

IT'S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD And I'm wearing milkbone underwear

It's not how you pick your nose that counts IT'S WHERE YOU PUT THE BOOGER

I'VE GOT AN ENORMOUS HUMDINGER

LAY BACK AND SPREAD 'EM WIDE THIS AIN'T NO SPORTSTER IT'S A SUPERGLIDE

I'D LOOK GOOD ON YOU!

LIFE IS LIKE A SHIT SANDWICH THE MORE BREAD YOU HAVE THE LESS SHIT YOU HAVE TO EAT

LIQUOR IN THE FRONT POKER IN THE REAR

LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE BUT DON'T STEP IN NUMBER TWO

MY NEXT HUSBAND WILL BE NORMAL

NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS- SOMEWHERE SOMEONE IS TIRED OF HER SHIT

NOSY LITTLE FUCKER AREN'T YOU?

QUIT YOUR GRINNIN' AND DROP YOUR LINEN

I'm so miserable without you it's like having you here!

THERE ARE 3 TYPES OF PEOPLE - THOSE WHO CAN COUNT & THOSE WHO CAN'T

WHY SETTLE FOR A SLICE OF BACON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE HOG

YOU DON'T NEED A DICK TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE BUT IT HELPS TO HAVE BALLS

YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE, YOU JUST MAKE HORNY

MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE

BIG BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS

I FOUND IT!! NOW MY FINGER STINKS

If I don't get laid soon, someone will get hurt.

I DON'T CONDONE LEWD BEHAVIOR I ENCOURAGE IT

IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS KNOCKED UP, DOWN, OR OUT

SO...WHERE ARE THE FLASHBACKS THEY PROMISED US?

SHOULDN'T MINIMUM WAGE BE HOW MUCH YOU CAN DRINK PER HOUR

IT'S MY DICK AND I'LL WASH IT AS FAST AS I WANT TO

RIDE HARD OR STAY HOME

FUCK YOU I have enough friends

Fuck That Side Of The Bar

GOOD KID GONE BAD

FUCKAHOLIC

MY BIKE DOESN'T LEAK- IT MARKS IT'S TERRITORY

I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU FOR PRACTICE

If I was gonna give a shit you'd be the first person I'd give it to

W.W.B.D. WHAT WOULD BUBBA DO

WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON?

WHO TESTED PREPARATIONS A THRU G

FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER

My wife complains I never listen to her...or something like that

BITCH FREE ZONE

My body is a temple 5 days a week...the other 2 it's an amusement park

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS ON THE ROAD

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COSMETIC SURGEON

YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

TWO TEETH ARE BETTER THAN ONE

BORN AGAIN BITCH

I WAS BORN UGLY WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

BETTER TO DIE AS A MAN THAN TO LIVE AS A PUSSY

I'LL BET CLINTON WISHES KENNEDY GAVE MONICA A RIDE HOME

YOU'RE THE REASON WOMEN BECOME LESBIANS

NO DOUCHEBAGS

IRONHEAD

IS THAT YOUR HEAD OR DID YOUR NECK THROW UP?

MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN IS DANGEROUS BUT IF HE DIES HE DIES

MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN IS DANGEROUS BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES

LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS

SHE WASN'T MUCH OF A WRESTLER BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HER BOX?

UNLESS YOU'RE TOTALLY NUDE DON'T LEAN ON THIS CAR

RULE NUMBER ONE- DON'T TOUCH MY CAR

IF I WANT ANY LIP OUT OF YOU I'LL OPEN MY ZIPPER

WHITE TRASH

SICK MY DUCK

THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS

I'm not a bitch - I've just been in a bad mood for the last couple of years!

THE ONLY MARK YOU'LL MAKE IN LIFE IS IN YOUR SHORTS

ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD CAN'T BUY YOU MONEY

I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS...I LOVE PUSSY

I'D RATHER FUCK THAN BREATHE

*PORN STAR* I MAKE HOME MOVIES

MY GRANDPA'S BIKER BUDDY

MY GRANDMA'S BIKER BUDDY

MY MOM'S BIKER BUDDY

BORN TO BE A BIKER

MY AUNT'S BIKER BUDDY

MY UNCLE'S BIKER BUDDY

SILLY YUPPIE TRAILERS ARE FOR BOATS

BETTER TO BE JUDGED BY 12 THAN CARRIED BY 6

THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR MY WIFE & GIRLFRIEND TO GET ALONG

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD - BUDDA

LORD HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM

DOES THIS CONDOM MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND

I LOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY...ESPECIALLY MINE

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

TREAT ME LIKE THE PIG THAT I AM!

HAPPINESS IS A BELT-FED WEAPON

FORGIVE BUT NEVER FORGET

N.B.A. NAKED BIKERS ASSOCIATION

I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BABY!

YOUR CRY-BABY WHINEY-ASSED OPINION IS WHAT?

CHICKS HATE ME

I USED TO BE SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT WE'RE OKAY NOW

HEAVILY SEDATED

HAPPINESS IS A NORTHBOUND YANKEE (Confederate flag)

VAGITARIAN

HAPPINESS IS COMING!

CAUTION: 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS

THERE'S TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM

NO A HARD-ON DOESN'T COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH!

GET OUT OF MY SOCIETY

NO MORE MISS NICE GIRL...ON YOUR KNEES MOTHERFUCKER

TITS & BRAINS

IF YOU SEE MY BIKE ON A TRAILER CALL 911

JANE LOVES DICK

ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THE KING

I may be a cruel heartless bitch but I'm good at it!

I'm no ones baby!

If you think you feel good, you should feel me!

WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME!

I have PMS and a gun any questions?

WARNING: 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds

TRUST NO ONE!

UGLY IS IN!

UN-FUCKIN BELIEVABLE

ABCDEFUCKU

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!

ASK ME NO QUESTIONS I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES!

Welcome to the south now leave your daughter and go home

YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST KILL

Take me drunk, I'm home!

That's Ms. Bitch to You

IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS

FLATHEAD 1929-1978 (ROCKER)

KNUCKLEHEAD 1936-1947 (ROCKER)

BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cunning Horny

TRAMP

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU,
BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THE PUSSY

I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES!

DON'T MESS WITH MY TUTU

PLAYTHING

QUIT TALKING TO MY TITS

GIRLS KICK ASS

I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE

IF YOUR DICK WAS HALF THE SIZE OF YOUR MOUTH I'D BE INTERESTED

PUSSY WHIPPED

FATHEAD

DICK WHIPPED

AM I THAT FUCKING BAD

MY GIRLFRIEND'S OUT OF TOWN

I FUCKED UP A LOT

BORN TO LOSE

DIP YOUR BALLS IN IT

BAD ASS TOYS FOR BAD ASS BOYS

BAD ASS TOYS FOR BAD ASS GIRLS

YOU COULDN'T COUNT YOUR BALLS AND GET THE SAME NUMBER TWICE

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIKER

ASSHOLE BY BIRTH

THIS BITCH DOESN'T FALL OFF!

BALLS TO THE WALL

BIKER BUM

MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS OFTEN

SMART ASS WHITE GIRL

I LOVE MY TATTOO

PIERCING SAVED MY LIFE

NO PAIN NO GAIN

TATTOO'S GET YOU SEX

INK DOES THE BODY GOOD!

THINK INK

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST

I DID IT FOR THE NOOKIE

THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE

STEP UP MOTHERFUCKER

CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUT

I'M FUCKIN UP YOUR PROGRAM

STRAIGHT OUT THE TRAILER PARK

1ST ONE TO COMPLAIN LEAVES WITH A BLOOD STAIN

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL STRIP CLUB

MY HEAD HURTS FROM WEARING THE CROWN

TOO FUCKED UP FOR PROZAC

SHOULD'VE LEFT MY PANTS ON LAST NIGHT

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU COULD RIDE

LEGALLY BLONDE

C.K. CONFIRMED KILLER

HOLD MY PURSE WHILE I KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND

AVAILABLE

2ND PLACE IS THE 1ST PLACE LOSER

I JUST REMEMBERED.... I'M ABSENT MINDED

I KNOW IT STINKS IN HERE CAUSE I'M THE SHIT!

TOO MANY FREAKS NOT ENOUGH CIRCUSES

NEEDLE DICK BUGFUCKER

RIDE IT HARD LAY IT DOWN EZ

IF YOU DON'T LIMP YOU AIN'T SHIT

AFTER I COOK THE VEGETABLE WHAT DO I DO WITH THE WHEELCHAIR?

IF I THROW A STICK WILL YOU LEAVE?

BOY CRAZY

KING PIMP DADDY

REMEMBER MY NAME, YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER

HOLD MY TROPHY WHILE I KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

DON'T PISS ME OFF, I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY

BAD GIRL! GO TO MY ROOM

IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME THAN PENCILS CAUSE MISSPELLED WORDS

BAD BOY! GO TO MY ROOM

BE A FLIRT LIFT YOUR SHIRT

I FEEL DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU ARE UNIQUE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

IF YOU'RE SO COOL WHERE'S YOUR TATTOO?

GIVE IT UP OR GO AWAY

BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY

FUCK THE FACTORY

JESSE WHO?

GIRLS WANTED: ALL POSITIONS, WILL TRAIN

IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP BUT YOU EAT BETTER

THERE'S ONE IN EVERY CROWD AND THEY ALWAYS FIND ME

IF MONEY COULD TALK MINE WOULD SAY GOODBYE

3 CAN KEEP A SECRET IF 2 ARE DEAD

SO MANY PEDESTRIANS SO LITTLE TIME

BEND OVER I'LL DRIVE

THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD GET SHOT BY THOSE WHO DON'T

EXCUSE ME BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK

LIFE ISN'T CHEAP

TIME IS WHAT KEEPS EVERYTHING FROM HAPPENING AT ONCE

RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING....I DON'T RESPECT YOU NOW

JOIN THE C.N.T. (THE ONLY ONE MISSING IS U)

HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF? BLOW JOB

I SCORED HIGH ON MY DRUG TEST

CONSTIPATED PEOPLE JUST DON'T GIVE A CRAP

MAKING LOVE IS WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND CALLS IT WHEN I'M FUCKING HER

FUCKEDUPPERNSHIT

SMILE! IT'S THE 2ND BEST THING YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LIPS

IF YOU TOUCH MY BIKE I'LL FUCK YOUR DOG

WHEN BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN DO THEY KNOW IT?

IF YOU CAN'T TRUST A BIKER WHO CAN YOU TRUST?

IF YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT DID YOU REALLY DO IT?

RODE HARD 'N PUT UP WET

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE

GOD SPOILED A PERFECT ASSHOLE WHEN HE PUT TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH

I SEE THE FUCKED UP HAS VISITED US AGAIN

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES

GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE

IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE

WHATEVER LOOK YOU WERE GOING FOR YOU MISSED

I SAID NO TO DRUGS BUT THEY DIDN'T LISTEN

FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES

I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE YOU WITH A PERSONALITY

I'M NOT SPEEDING I'M QUALIFYING

IF YOU THINK SEX IS A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

SPANK YOU VERY MUCH!

REALITY IS A NICE PLACE TO VISIT BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE THERE

RIDE FAST OR BE LAST

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION

ACT YOUR RACE

YOU SURE HAVE A PRETTY MOUTH

THIS IS A WORK FREE DRUG PLACE

IT'S NOT THE WILL POWER IT'S THE WON'T POWER

BAD MONKEY!

DID THE ALIENS FORGET TO REMOVE YOUR ANAL PROBE?

F.B.I. FORMAL BOOB INSPECTOR

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW THE GUARDS USED TO DO IT

SARCASM IS JUST ONE MORE SERVICE WE OFFER

THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...

YOU CAN'T SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

SPEAR BRITNEY

DRINK GRAPE JUICE O.J. KILLS

GREAT LEGS! WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?

I ALMOST HAD A PSYCHIC GIRLFRIEND, BUT SHE LEFT ME BEFORE WE MET

IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL IS IT HOMELESS OR NAKED?

IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR THAN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS

THANK YOU FOR POT SMOKING

AX ME ABOUT EBONICS

I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UNARMED PERSON

DON'T BE A SEXIST BITCHES HATE THAT

SAW IT...WANTED IT...HAD A FIT...GOT IT!

ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS

I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU REALLY BAD?

WOMEN ARE LIKE GUNS...YOU KEEP ONE AROUND LONG ENOUGH
AND YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SHOOT IT

DON'T RUB THE LAMP IF YOU DON'T WANT THE GENIE TO COME OUT

HERE I AM! WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES?

AND WHICH DWARF ARE YOU?

FUCK THE FRENCH

WHEN IN DOUBT SHOOT IT

HAVE GUN...WON'T HESITATE

RULE #1 NEVER TOUCH MY WEAPON

THE WEST WASN'T WON WITH A REGISTERED GUN

INSTANT ASSHOLE JUST ADD WATER

BAD GIRL

I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY WIFE- IT WAS A GOOD TRADE

BEER TESTER

GIT R DONE

DRUNK GIRLS DIG ME!

BRAKES ARE FOR PUSSIES!

SLUT: SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BITCH: SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BUT YOU!

MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR DAUGHTER!

LOOKING FOR A SENSITIVE MAN- ONE THAT CRIES WHEN I HIT HIM

DO IT ON A HARLEY

I SCARE MY OWN FAMILY!

HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND!

G.R.I.T.S. GIRL RAISED IN THE SOUTH

HARD CORE

I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT SOME PARTS ARE MISSING

I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN

B.O.H.I.C.A. BEND OVER HERE IT COMES AGAIN

KILLER PUSSY

WARNING: I DRIVE LIKE YOU DO

LOUD & PROUD

TWO'S COMPANY THREE'S FUN!

THEY'RE REAL & THEY'RE SPECTACULAR!

IF YOU CAN'T RIDE IT OR TAKE IT TO BED IT AIN'T WORTH HAVIN'

SO MANY MEN...SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

MOTORCYCLE ADDICT

REAL BIKERS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES

IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN AND BEER I'D BE WEALTHY

YOUR ASS CALLED...IT WANTS YOUR HEAD BACK

LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN

I'M NOT BROKE...JUST BADLY BENT

I MARRIED A NUN...NUN IN THE MORNING, NUN AT NIGHT

OLD FART

I LIKE LIPSTICK AROUND MY DIPSTICK

I JUST WON THE LOTTERY...WANNA FUCK?

DON'T KISS ME STUPID...FUCK ME SILLY!

WHY DOES EVERYTHING MY WIFE GETS MAD ABOUT HAVE TO BE FUN?

PISS ON JAP BIKES

I'M NOT YOUR TYPE...I'M NOT INFLATABLE

OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL, IF THEY WERE FAKE THEY'D BE BIGGER!

I FIGURED OUT WHY I ALWAYS CRIED DURING SEX, IT WAS THE MACE!

I'M A REAL LIFE FANTASY

LOOKING FOR A MAN THAT CAN DO MORE THAN FIX MOTORCYCLES AND SCREW

IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR TITS I CAN RIDE IT

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD

NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD

HELMET LAWS SUCK

I WAS A BIKER BEFORE BEING A BIKER WAS COOL

I'M ALL FOR GAY MARRIAGE AS LONG AS BOTH BITCHES ARE HOT

IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL OFF!

YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!

SAVE YOUR BREATH YOU'LL NEED IT LATER TO BLOW UP YOUR DATE

EAT MORE PUSSY- IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMORRHOID GET OFF MY ASS!

WHEN THINGS LOOK BAD I JUST REMEMBER I HAVE A BIG DICK & THINGS SEEM BETTER

WHEN THINGS LOOK BAD I JUST REMEMBER I HAVE BIG TITS & THINGS SEEM BETTER

I'M FABBING FUCKULOUS!

P.M.S. PUNISH MEN SEVERELY

IT'S NOT EASY BEING THE PERFECT BITCH

MY WIFE GIVE ME SOUND ADVICE 99% - 1% ADVICE

REAL WOMEN DON'T DRIVE HUMMERS THEY GIVE 'EM!

DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS!!!

YOU REMIND ME OF MY HUSBAND EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT BURIED IN THE BACK YARD

YOU REMIND ME OF MY WIFE EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT BURIED IN THE BACK YARD

SAVE A COWBOY RIDE A HARLEY

333 ONLY HALF EVIL

777 SLIGHTLY MORE EVIL

666 COMPLETELY EVIL

SEXY BITCH

WHO NEEDS BRAINS WITH TITS LIKE THESE?

BITCH COVERED BITCH WITH A CREAMY BITCH FILLING

I'M NOT A REAL BITCH I JUST PLAY ONE IN YOUR LIFE!

ADMITTING YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST STEP!

WOMEN WANT ME SHEEP FEAR ME!

NOT BAD FOR A TOTAL FUCK UP, HUH?

YOUR MOUTH FITS MY COCK, NOW THAT'S INTELLIGENT DESIGN!

IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE I'D FART!

I LIKE YOU, YOU REMIND ME OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS YOUNG & STUPID

SOMEWHERE, YOU'RE DEPRIVING SOME VILLAGE OF IT'S IDIOT!

I PISS STUPID PEOPLE OFF!

DESIGNATED DRINKER!

YOU NEVER SEE A MOTORCYCLE PARKED OUTSIDE A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE

FUCK! AND I THOUGHT I WAS WIERD!

CAN YOU SHIFT GEARS OR ARE YOU STUCK ON STUPID?

PEACE SIGN AMERICAN FLAG

LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY!

DON'T FUCK WITH THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

FUCK OFF IN SIGN LANGUAGE

GETTING ME DRUNK DOESN'T COUNT AS FOREPLAY!

IF YOU THINK I'M FUCKED UP YOU SHOULD SEE MY KIDS!

BEYOND HELP

YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST LUCKY I'M SO TERRIFIED OF PRISON!

I DON'T NEED THERAPY, I ENJOY BEING FUCKED UP!

REALITY IS THE ONLY OBSTACLE TO HAPPINESS

I HAD A HANDLE ON LIFE BUT IT BROKE!

YOU MUST THINK I'M AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK!!

IF I WERE YOU I'D HAVE SEX WITH ME!

A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS, A DOLLAR FOR YOUR PANTIES!!!

INNER BEAUTY WON'T GET YOU LAID!

I'M ONLY 2 PEOPLE SHORT OF A THREESOME

HEARTLESS, LIFE SUCKING BITCH FROM HELL!!!

BEING A CRABBY BITCH IS JUST PART OF MY CHARM

BEING A FUCKING JERK IS JUST PART OF MY CHARM

WILL FUCK FOR BEER!

ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED BY NIPPLES

ALL GROWN UP AND STILL TOUCHING MYSELF IN ODD PLACES

NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GO HOME ALONE!

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

FUCK ME- THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

IF IT WASN'T FOR SEXUAL FANTASIES I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY GOALS!

I LOST MY VIRGINITY- CAN I HAVE YOURS?

YOU SUCK! SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE!

MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL & GET NAKED!

DON'T JUST ASSUME I'M NOT INTO CHEAP, MEANINGLESS SEX!

MORE ORGASMS FEWER KIDS!!

CANADIAN FLAG

EAT SHIT & LIVE!

I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT, SO PLEASE STOP TALKING!

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AMERICAN FLAG- GOD BLESS AMERICA

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R.I.P. 1903-2003 CAUSE OF DEATH...CORPORATE GREED

FUCK MILK GOT POT?

IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMORRHOID GET OFF MY ASS!

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My Life Is A Very Complicated Drinking Game

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2 Drinks Away From Girl On Girl Action

Go Fuck Yourself! I'm An Asshole & I Approve This Message

Respect Bitches!

When I Pass Out Later Don't Put Stuff In My Ass!!

It's Only Binge Drinking If You Stop

I Tought Your Ol' Man That Thing You Like

I Tought Your Ol' Lady That Thing You Like

I'm The One You Have To Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

I Shaved My Balls For This?

Kindness Is Contagious Get The Fuck Away From Me

Grow Your Own Dope Plant A Man

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If You Suck Ass Sooner Or Later You're Going To Eat Shit

Nothing Would Be Finer Than To Be In Your Vagina

Dead Girls Never Say No

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